Been about five-and-a-half months since I’ve posted here?
Not that anyone’s noticed. Not even I.
A few things coming up over the next couple of months, but I’ll save the biggest for last.
Next weekend:
I’ll be back at the annual Word on the Street festival, selling copies of my debut novel Hate Story. This year, they’ve moved it to David Pecaut Square on King Street West – and according to the map, it looks as if I’ll be sharing a space with the League of Canadian Poets.
I’ve reduced the price of the book slightly, to $15.
So if that extra three dollars was too much of a hassle for you before, well, this solves everything.
On top of that, I’ll also be back at the Ottawa Small Press Book Fair in November… and waiting to hear back about another possible event in Montreal that month.
On October 26, I’ll be featuring online once again at the Magic Theatre poetry series… and this time, my reading is sponsored by the Writers’ Union of Canada.

More on the October and November events later. Now, the really important news.
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COMING SOON:
My new novel, Performance Reviews, is coming soon from Alien Buddha Press.
More info to come on launch dates, where to get the book, and other stuff.
Now? Cinema.
Bye.
April is National Poetry Month in Canada!
Remember to be a good boy, or girl, or whatever, so the ghost of John McCrae can leave a stanza in your stocking. Then you can eat a big turkey dinner with your family while analyzing the poetry with Northrop Frye lit theory.
I’m involved in two online poetry events this month. Well, only one of them is actually based in Canada. But the other one is not American, so I’m not a traitor.
1. Ó Bhéal’s eighteenth-anniversary event – and launch of the eighteenth Five Words Anthology
Ó Bhéal, a long-running poetry organization in Cork, Ireland, is having its last hybrid event on the 14th. I’ve been fortunate enough to be a part of that community, however distant, for the last four or five years – attending its monthly hybrid event over Zoom. I even featured live at the series in Cork last November, and also performed virtually at its Winter Warmer Festival in 2022.
The event is also the launch of the eighteenth Five Words Anthology, in which I have three silly poems – all written in fifteen minutes and based on five words from the audience. The main features will be the three chosen Five Words competition winners for the year, and I assume I’ll be reading too, as at previous launches.
2. Oakville Literary Cafe
Back in Canada, I’ll be the feature at the Oakville Literary Cafe, in a few weeks. I won’t be going to Oakville, which is a convenient GO Train ride away, but performing over Zoom again. Followed by a brief open mic.
More info at the links on the right sidebar.
Finally, for National Poetry Month, here’s a classic gem from Leonard Cohen.
Just be thankful it isn’t “Hallelujah”.
Take off, eh.
Two events you ought to know about this month. If there is a “you” reading this.
1) Hannah’s Bookshelf
Manchester writer and radio host Hannah Kate has featured me on her radio show a couple of times before – first, an interview with Skylar Wynter, Neshka Turner and me before our first Decent Beings tour; and second, a recorded performance of two poems in 2023. And now, we’re doing a catch-up interview, airing this Saturday.

We’ll talk about poetry tours, my (still untitled) new novel, and more.
It airs live on North Manchester FM locally, as well as online; you can listen in at the link on the right sidebar. I’m sure there will be a recording available online afterwards.
2) Sharp Words
I exhibited at this Hamilton book fair last year, and it was far from a disaster, so I’m doing it again.
If you don’t have a copy yet of my debut novel Hate Story, and you live in the Hamilton area or are perfectly willing to go there, this is the ideal opportunity to get it.

I’ll leave you with a little farewell to the recently departed David Lynch.
I often don’t *get* Lynch, I admit, but his work was always interesting, and maybe we’re not supposed to get it anyway. This here may be his finest moment.
That gum you like is going to come back in style.
It’s 2025 already. And before the Trump administration sends the troops to annex us as the fifty-first state (or Poilievre gets elected and hands us over), I’ve got one last event to plug…
Tomorrow night, I’m the Feature Artist at the weekly Time to Arrive event on Zoom.
At least, that’s what the fancy picture says.

Open mic to follow my set, so bring some poetry or prose of your own to share.
More info on the Facebook event page. Zoom link accessible via the event listing on the right sidebar.
At the end of the month, I’ll also be performing (live this time) at the Arts and Letters Club in downtown Toronto, at Ad Lib’s Got Talent – the annual show for host Damon Lum’s birthday.
Kind of a semi-private event, but the club permits non-member guests on Friday nights, so be my guest.
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You might know that I was recently across the pond again. This time, I went everywhere from northern Scotland to southern Ireland over more than three weeks.
This included a live appearance at the internationally renowned Ó Bhéal series in Cork (which is, unfortunately, ending in a few months). It’s a hybrid series (i.e. live and on Zoom) and was also streamed live online. If you missed it, here’s the recording. I think I did pretty well considering I had a sore throat and my voice wasn’t at a hundred percent. I blame two previous nights of karaoke in Liverpool.
And one more video…
You may also know that I’ve been dabbling in stand-up comedy over the past year-and-a-half. Here’s my set at Comedy Bar’s PRO class showcase a few months ago.
(And I got paid for it! I didn’t even know at the time that it was a paid gig. We all got a share of the box office. When they say PRO, they mean it.)
Farewell, my concubines.
Busy month coming up. Busy in a good way, I hope.
First, this weekend, I’ll be exhibiting once again at Word on the Street, Toronto’s annual outdoor book fest.
And I’ll have an actual table this year! Yes, I won’t have to busk like last year. They actually found and processed my application this time. Huzzah.

Look for me in Section C, just south of St. Joseph Street.
I’ll be selling copies of my novel Hate Story (mostly paperback). If you already have it, why not buy another one as a gift?
Second: for four Tuesdays in October, you can catch me attempting performing stand-up comedy at Hot Mic, at Comedy Bar Danforth (the east location).
I’ll be joined by other recent grads of the Comedy Bar PRO stand-up class. Each feature lineup is followed by a “bucket” open mic. And on the 8th, I’ll even be hosting the open mic. Huzzah again.

Tickets and other info available via the links on the right sidebar.
If you want a sense of the type of shenanigans you’re in for when you catch me trying doing stand-up, here’s a video of my Advanced showcase performance back in July:
Eat lead, Einstein.